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Witness to an inner battle of morals

July 7th, 2008 · No Comments

At a long red light I pull up closer to the cable truck to see what his bumper stickers read.
On the left side I find plastered:
“Their goal is global control.”
“What luck for Governments the people do not think. - Hitler”
On the right is printed:
“AT&T Your Word Delivered.”

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Tags: non-happenings · stuff i loathe

Turning in my poisionous plants merit badge

April 15th, 2008 · 2 Comments

I wake up, my arm itches a very distinct itch. I look down and there’s a little line of bumps along the underside of my arm. I’m hoping, praying it’s chiggers. As I perform a circus act to get a closer look at the inside of my upper arm, I see little red dots […]

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Tags: dark days · living situation · stuff i loathe

beep

February 20th, 2008 · 1 Comment

A 4 yr old plays Catch Phrase in the back seat:
M4: (pushing buttons on device)
*BEEP*BEEP*BEEP*BEEP*BEEP*BEEP*BEEP* (triumphant) *DUP-DO-DAH!*

M4: I WIN! (followed by uncontrollable laughter. Commences pushing buttons on device)
*BEEP*BEEP*BEEP*BEEP*BEEP*BEEP*BEEP* (triumphant) *DUP-DO-DAH!*
M4: I WIN! (uncontrollable laughter.)
*BEEP*BEEP*BEEP*BEEP*
Catch Phrase
Pros: Entertaining, cheap, totally fun when you win every single round, don’t even have to know how to play in order […]

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Tags: monkeys · stuff i loathe · stuff i love